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Fontaines D.C. Set Fall Headliners in Brooklyn and Los Angeles
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Fontaines D.C. Set Fall Headliners in Brooklyn and Los Angeles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have announced two special headlining shows taking place in the US this fall: September 21st at Brooklyn’s Kings…

Travis Barker Talks Plane Crash and Mom’s Death with Anderson Cooper
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Travis Barker Talks Plane Crash and Mom’s Death with Anderson Cooper

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Travis Barker addressed a number of sensitive and emotional topics during an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, including his life-changing…

AirPods Max 2 Get Deep Discount Across All Colors
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AirPods Max 2 Get Deep Discount Across All Colors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Apple’s premium over-ear headphones, the AirPods Max 2, are currently $120 off on Amazon. The $429 price tag is a…

HBO Max Greenlights Superman Comedy The People v Gorilla Grodd
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HBO Max Greenlights Superman Comedy The People v Gorilla Grodd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Say this for DC Studios: Its approach to TV shows is not boring. Following the recent launch of HBO’s gritty,…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

Hollies Classic Lineup Ends As Last Two Members Retire
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Hollies Classic Lineup Ends As Last Two Members Retire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

British Invasion act The Hollies officially called it quits on Thursday, August 20th, when lead guitarist Tony Hicks and drummer…

Nickelback Drops New Single Leave Me Behind Now
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Nickelback Drops New Single Leave Me Behind Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Nickelback have unveiled “Leave Me Behind” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Everything Under the Sun, set to…

Michael Jackson Sequel to Address Child Abuse Allegations Head On
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Michael Jackson Sequel to Address Child Abuse Allegations Head On

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

Jaafar Jackson will once again play his uncle Michael Jackson in the sequel to this year’s Michael. And when he…

Bad Bunny Denied Nearly 500000 in Legal Fees in Sample Case
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Bad Bunny Denied Nearly 500000 in Legal Fees in Sample Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

A federal judge has denied Bad Bunny’s request to recover $465,612 in legal fees after he successfully fought a copyright…

Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
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Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…

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