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Lambrini Girls Drop New Album No Refunds With Bang Bang Bang
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Lambrini Girls Drop New Album No Refunds With Bang Bang Bang

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Last year, we named Lambrini Girls our 2025 Rookie of the Year off the back of their killer live shows…

Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs
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Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs

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Oh joy, another chance to empty our wallets with some magical merchandise, because what every gamer really needs is a…

Noel Gallagher Says Buenos Aires Was Oasis Best 2025 Show
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Noel Gallagher Says Buenos Aires Was Oasis Best 2025 Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Noel Gallagher has no doubt about which show stood above the rest during Oasis’ 2025 reunion tour: the band’s second…

Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins
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Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

The ninth edition of the psychedelic and alternative music festival, Hipnosis Festival, has revealed its full 2026 lineup, with Future…

Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
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Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…

John Mulaney Brings Laughs to 2026 Emmy Awards Ceremony
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John Mulaney Brings Laughs to 2026 Emmy Awards Ceremony

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The 2026 Emmy Awards took a unique approach by giving John Mulaney a few minutes of unscripted screen time, and…

Noah Kahan Sings Classic Hit for Emmys Tribute Segment
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Noah Kahan Sings Classic Hit for Emmys Tribute Segment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards took place on Monday night, with Noah Kahan performing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” during the traditional…

Colbert Takes Home Final Emmy For Late Show
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Colbert Takes Home Final Emmy For Late Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is no more, but it went out with a bang: The CBS late-night show…

Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
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Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…

Noel Gallagher Reveals Oasis Reunion Plans For 2027
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Noel Gallagher Reveals Oasis Reunion Plans For 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oasis fans can finally put to rest any doubts about the Gallagher brothers’ relationship during their 2025 reunion. Speaking with…

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