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Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film
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Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Macaulay Culkin’s original idea for a Home Alone sequel, which he shared last year, has reportedly caught the attention of…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
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Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake
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Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Roger Waters and his Palestinian musical collaborator, Mona Miari, discussed their hopes for the release of their new version of…

Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82
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Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dolly Parton’s brother Coy “Denver” Parton died Thursday, July 23rd at 82 years old. An obituary for the iconic country…

McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

Musician d4vd Heads to Trial for Murder and Other Charges
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Musician d4vd Heads to Trial for Murder and Other Charges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

A court has ordered d4vd, born David Burke, to go to trial on a charge of first-degree murder and other…

Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career
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Dez Fafara Diagnosed With Head Tumor Amid Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dez Fafara, frontman of both DevilDriver and Coal Chamber, has revealed that he has a tumor in his head. The…

Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash
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Spiritbox Singer Defends Booting Fan From Concert Amid Online Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante ejected an unruly concertgoer earlier this month in Phoenix while the band was opening up for…

Andy LaRocque Exits King Diamond in Mutual Split
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Andy LaRocque Exits King Diamond in Mutual Split

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Andy LaRocque has commented on his surprise exit from King Diamond, affirming it as a mutual decision. LaRocque had been…

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