Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…
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Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…
Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…
ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…
Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…
Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump,…