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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster
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Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner recently took place, featuring a 65-minute set by Donald Trump. The set was met with…

King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track
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King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard have released the title track of their forthcoming techno album Alien Metal, due out…

Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance
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Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Classic Van Halen members David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen are set to reunite for a TED Talk this…

Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film
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Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Macaulay Culkin’s original idea for a Home Alone sequel, which he shared last year, has reportedly caught the attention of…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
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Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake
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Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Roger Waters and his Palestinian musical collaborator, Mona Miari, discussed their hopes for the release of their new version of…

Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82
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Dolly Parton Loses Brother Coy Denver Parton At 82

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 27, 2026

Dolly Parton’s brother Coy “Denver” Parton died Thursday, July 23rd at 82 years old. An obituary for the iconic country…

McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
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McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

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