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Ray LaMontagne Faints Onstage In Nashville Due To Dehydration
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Ray LaMontagne Faints Onstage In Nashville Due To Dehydration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Ray LaMontagne collapsed onstage during his concert at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium on Saturday night, bringing the show to an early…

Art Garfunkel May Exit US Due To Trump Presidency
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Art Garfunkel May Exit US Due To Trump Presidency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Art Garfunkel, the renowned singer of Simon & Garfunkel, has expressed his disappointment with the current state of the United…

Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48
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Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Andy Williams, the former Every Time I Die guitarist who also wrestled professionally as “The Butcher,” died at the age…

TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
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TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event
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Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Jelly Roll has been disinvited from performing at the Big Blue Bash, an annual event at Mar-a-Lago benefiting the Federal…

Bad Bunny Scores Big With Seven Emmy Wins
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Bad Bunny Scores Big With Seven Emmy Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026

Bad Bunny has won his first-ever Emmy Award. On Saturday, the Television Academy kicked off the 78th Emmys by honoring…

Kid Cudi Joins Kanye West Onstage At Chicago Concert
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Kid Cudi Joins Kanye West Onstage At Chicago Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026

Kid Cudi is defending his decision to perform at Kanye West’s Chicago homecoming concert at Solider Field on Friday night…

Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula
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Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like WOLCEN Studio is trying to make amends with the gaming community by announcing Wolcen 2,…

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