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Queens of the Stone Age Unveil New Album Details
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Queens of the Stone Age Unveil New Album Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age revealed the title and release date of their upcoming album in a bloody teaser video…

Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
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Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…

Phil Collins Celebrates Three Years of Sobriety
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Phil Collins Celebrates Three Years of Sobriety

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Phil Collins has opened up about the “dark times” set in by alcohol addiction, the health issues that put him…

Courtney Love Recovering And Readies New Album
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Courtney Love Recovering And Readies New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Courtney Love checked in with a life update via an Instagram video on Friday evening, revealing that her long-awaited new…

Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
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Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…

Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
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Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Doctor Doom Seeks Revenge in Avengers Doomsday Trailer
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Doctor Doom Seeks Revenge in Avengers Doomsday Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

A new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday was revealed at Disney’s D23 fan event on Friday, August 15th, revealing an extended…

Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23
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Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026

Disney previewed the highly anticipated Frozen 3 at D23 on Friday. During a presentation featuring cast members Idina Menzel, Kristen…

Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
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Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…

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