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Michael Stipe Drops New Solo Track Hum Desiderata
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Michael Stipe Drops New Solo Track Hum Desiderata

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Michael Stipe has unveiled a new song, “Hum Desiderata,” exclusively on the online sound exhibition platform Joyfully Waiting. The song…

Nuno Bettencourt Passes on Ozzy Osbourne Guitarist Role
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Nuno Bettencourt Passes on Ozzy Osbourne Guitarist Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt says the one big regret he’s had in his career is turning down the opportunity to…

Joy Oladokun Drops New Album Hope Is a Heavy Thing Soon
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Joy Oladokun Drops New Album Hope Is a Heavy Thing Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Following her signing to Concord Records earlier this year, Joy Oladokun has announced a new album, Hope Is a Heavy…

Jack White and Chris Robinson Team Up for Free Cover
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Jack White and Chris Robinson Team Up for Free Cover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Jack White isn’t frequently joined by special guests in concert, but when he is, it tends to be memorable. During…

Slothrust Drops New Album And Two Fresh Tracks Now
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Slothrust Drops New Album And Two Fresh Tracks Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Slothrust have announced their new album, What They Grow in the Garden. It’s out September 18th via Equal Vision Records,…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
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Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…

David Lee Roth Cancels Tour, Sammy Hagar Offers Olive Branch
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David Lee Roth Cancels Tour, Sammy Hagar Offers Olive Branch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

David Lee Roth has abruptly canceled the remainder of his tour amidst rumors of low ticket sales. The North American…

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