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U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show
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U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

U2 will headline the halftime show of the NFL’s first-ever Thanksgiving Eve game, taking place Wednesday, November 25th, between the…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…

NBC Faces Backlash For Cutting Soundgarden NFL Halftime Set
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NBC Faces Backlash For Cutting Soundgarden NFL Halftime Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The NFL hyped up Soundgarden’s halftime set at the season-opening game Wednesday night between the home team Seattle Seahawks and…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

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