Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Tag: Nintendo Switch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…
Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…
Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…
Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb 💣 on…
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…
Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the gaming event of the millennium is upon us! Farming Simulator: Signature Edition is…
“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…