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Tag: Nintendo

Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
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Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…

Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
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Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…

Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…

Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends
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Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, they’re doing it again! 🙄 Team17 and Ghost Town are BACK (as if we asked them to) with…

Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
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Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…

Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
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Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…

Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!
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Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🤩Gamer Gathering, Nov 7th, 2025, 7-10 PM at Event Horizon Gallery & VR! Free booze (Tito’s Vodka, Gundlach Bundschu🍷🍾),…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

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