Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…
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Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…
Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…
CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…
Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…
The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Hacked Their Switches to Skip the Line for the 3.0 Update Starting Today
Strap in, you glorified digital hermits, because your overlords at Nintendo have decided to grace your Switch with the 3.0…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…