Textures Drop New Single: ‘Closer To The Unknown’ (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)
Kscope, the label known for its cutting-edge… uh… *prog*, has apparently signed TEXTURES. Yes, TEXTURES. The band you maybe vaguely…
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The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…
Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles
In a recent chin-wag with Brazil’s Rádio Kiss FM 92.5, that dude Jeff Scott Soto – you know, the guy…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
Josh Freese’s EXCLUSIVE List of “Top 10 Reasons” Foo Fighters REALLY Fired Him (Spoiler Alert: It Involves Dave Grohl’s Underwear)
Okay, so like, 🙄 Josh Freese, who apparently thought he was hot stuff, 🙄 has graced us with a list…
“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…
“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? 🤔 That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…
🎸 « Metallica Stole Our Riffs! » – The Offspring’s Noodles Reveals Shocking Guitar Theft Allegations 🤘
When punk rock legends The Offspring and heavy metal titans Metallica shared the stage, it wasn’t just a battle of…