‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
“OPIUM NIGHTCLUB SATURDAYS – WHERE BROKE ‘HIPHOP HEADS’ PRETEND THEY’RE ON THE GUEST LIST FOR THE #1 PARTY NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS TO PAY FOR”
TRAP & R&B NIGHT: WHERE MIDTOWN’S “FINEST” COME TO VIBE (OR CRINGE) 🎵💀 THIS EVENT PROMISES THE “BEST” TRAP &…
OMG! Bone Temple Trailer: Dr. Kelson vs Jimmy Crystal – 28 Years of Awkwardness
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the *second* trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and let’s be real,…
Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…
Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…
Ohio School’s Gratitude So Contagious, It’s Basically a Zombie Apocalypse of Thankfulness
Another day, another pathetic attempt by the liberal media to brainwash our kids! This “Positivity Pod” nonsense in Ohio is…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…
Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Oh, NO WAY! 😱 Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yōtei…