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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…

Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
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Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…

Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)
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Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, look, another article slobbering all over Jaws. 🙄 As if we haven’t heard enough about this cinematic masterpiece, which,…

Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**10 years of… mediocrity!🤡 Soda City Comic Con 2025, the biggest yet! (Still not San Diego, lol). Prepare for comics,…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? 🤷 We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again
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Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh. My. Gods. 🙄 Another ARPG? Seriously? Is this what we’re doing now? Just churning out the same old formula…

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