Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…
Pope Leo’s AI nonsense sparks useless liberal feel-good chatfest apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise…
Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…
SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…
DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…
Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…