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Tag: Nostalgia

Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
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Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
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Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
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Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…

Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
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Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 16, 2026

The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…

Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…

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