HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Tag: Nostalgia
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
The Damned to Release Covers Album Because God Forbid They Write a New Song, Lead Single is a June-Slaughtering Cover of ‘Summer In The City’
Hold onto your spiked leather jackets, kiddies, because the godfathers of British punk are officially dusting off the cobwebs, rebooting…
The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎠Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
John 5 Claims Vince Neil Sang Something During Mötley Crüe’s 2025 Las Vegas Residency
Behold, the Glorious Return of the Motley Crüe Time Machine: Because 2026 Needs More Spandex and “Theatrical” Rock! 🎸 In…
SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
Watch: DIRKSCHNEIDER Kicks Off ‘Balls To The Wall 40th Anniversary – Encores Tour 2026’ In Geiselwind, Germany… Because He Has Nothing Better To Do
🚨 BREAKING: Udo Dirkschneider Still Alive, Still Screaming, Still Touring Like It’s 1983 🚨 In a shocking turn of events…