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Tag: Nostalgia

Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
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Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe
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Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Get ready to take to the skies with the latest installment in the Ace Combat series, as I sat down…

Udo still making music somehow
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Udo still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…

Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
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Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…

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