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Tag: Nostalgia

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Hasbro has released a new short film called “Optimus Prime: Awakening,” which will play after anniversary screenings of “The Transformers:…

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
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Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
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Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…

As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It
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As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic celebration of a movie that’s older than some of you…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
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Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…

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