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Tag: Obsession

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
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Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
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Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

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