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Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
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Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺβš”οΈ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
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SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…

Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
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Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…

Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
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Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…

Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
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Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…

Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles
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Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

In a recent chin-wag with Brazil’s RΓ‘dio Kiss FM 92.5, that dude Jeff Scott Soto – you know, the guy…

Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
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Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, great, another video game movie. πŸ™„ Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…

Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)
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Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Sac “❀️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎢. Cesar ChΓ‘vez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…

Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
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Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…

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