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GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump’s poll numbers with his base are…

Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More
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Trump Successfully Angers Iran Some More

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-led blockade and sanctions against Iran are actually working, and…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

Court Passes On ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Free Speech Conundrum
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Court Passes On ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Free Speech Conundrum

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

The Supreme Court has decided not to take up a case involving two middle school students who were told to…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
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Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

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