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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
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Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…

No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
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Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…

Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested
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Shadow Realm Devs Spill Secrets to Anyone Still Interested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as we dive into the mystical world of Daemons of the Shadow Realm,…

Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle
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Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

It looks like Bungie has taken a page out of the classic gaming playbook: announce a exciting update, build up…

Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs
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Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to empty our wallets with some magical merchandise, because what every gamer really needs is a…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
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Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
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States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

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