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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…

Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
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Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience
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Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another elite controller, rumors have surfaced about the upcoming XBOX Elite Series…

Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash
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Gaming peripherals get a Fortnite coat of paint to separating you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to drop into the world of overpriced gaming peripherals, folks, as SteelSeries and KontrolFreek have teamed up with…

NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover
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NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Just when you thought the crossovers couldn’t get any more outrageous, Behaviour Interactive drops a bombshell: NieR: Automata is invading…

Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

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