Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…
Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…
California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…
Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…
US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…