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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The most epic tale of romance and math you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good equation? 🤣 We’ve…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
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Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
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Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
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Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
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Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

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