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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers
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Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Quincy, Washington, a small farming town, has become a hub…

Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
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Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…

Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
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Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
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Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
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Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…

Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone
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Abandoned on Switch, Aliens: Fireteam Elite players left to fend alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

The Switch version of Aliens: Fireteam Elite has officially gone dark, and honestly, who’s surprised? It’s just another example of…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
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Lime is taking over 7UP because why not

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…

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