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Homicide Rate Plummets So Sharply Even Crime Stats Can’t Keep Up With The Winning

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Crime Plummets to Multi-Decade Lows Because Patriots Are Back in Charge! In a stunning development that has left the fake…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

The U.S. Government Having a Full-Blown Meltdown Over Shiny Rocks That Go Beep
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The U.S. Government Having a Full-Blown Meltdown Over Shiny Rocks That Go Beep

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

The Globalist Elites Are Shaking in Their Boots as President Trump Eyes Greenland’s Minerals to Make America Even Greater! The…

Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
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Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…

OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…

From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN
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From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another Hollywood leftist, Bradley Whitford, pretends to be a diplomat while trashing our REAL diplomat, President Trump! I’m sure “The…

Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
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Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…

Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
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Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…

CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing
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CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is at it again, trying to defend Obama and the Deep State from the…

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

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