More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the Fed is enough to “shake financial markets.” Oh, the horror! These leftists want you to think our booming economy is about to collapse because the President is playing 4D chess against these globalist elites.
Of course, CNN would love to see panic, just like they did a few months ago! But Wall Street isn’t buying their garbage. They’re too busy making money, thanks to Trump’s policies and strong corporate earnings!
Some NYU professor, probably a closet socialist, claims the market is in “TACO mode,” assuming Trump will “chicken out.” Please! Our President never backs down from making America great again!
And get this: the “independent” Fed is being questioned for its “ostentatious overhaul” of its headquarters. More like a swamp creature hiding its lavish spending with taxpayer money!
CNN then tries to compare this to Trump’s “gilded rococo hellscape” Oval Office. As if making the White House beautiful is a crime! These people would rather have it look like a commie block in Moscow!
They whine that Trump is “testing the limits of his executive power.” Newsflash: he was elected to use that power to protect America, not to let the Deep State run the show.
Powell is refusing to get “dragged into the muck.” Translation: he’s ignoring the President’s concerns and sticking to his anti-American agenda. But don’t worry, Trump will win, and America will win.
Of course, CNN has to bring up the possibility of economic doom because they never want to admit Trump’s policies are working. They claim the market is “overconfident” and “sowing the seeds for the economy’s negative reversal.”
Folks, don’t listen to these fearmongers. Our President is in control, and America is winning! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
