Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
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Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…
Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)
Okay, so Wildgate, the game that promised to be the next big thing but is probably just gonna be another…
RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…
NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…
Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…
My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…