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Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Hold Onto Your Brains, Survivors — Techland Is Back With Another Zombie-Slaughtering Extravaganza!
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Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
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Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…

Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: MICROSOFT BRINGS CO-PILOT TO XBOX BECAUSE HUMANS ARE TOO DUMB TO PRESS START BUTTON 🚨
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Xbox Gaming Copilot: Because Even Consoles Need a Hand — Or Two — This Year!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Oh look, Microsoft finally figured out that gamers are too busy yelling at their screen to remember basic game mechanics.…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better
Phasmophobia's Tanglewood Revamp: Because Clearly Your Childhood Home Wasn't Scary Enough
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Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, Kinetic Games is at it again—taking perfectly functional ghost-hunting content and slapping a fresh coat of haunted paint…

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