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Tag: Peacock

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…

Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
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Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…

Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
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Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious 🙄. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…

CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅‍♀️. I…

Bro looked like peacock 🦚 😂😂
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Bro looked like peacock 🦚 😂😂

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

We didn't train ourselves to carry 20 grocery bags at once for nothing Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
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‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…

The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
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The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…

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