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Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego
Get ready for the most epic Spider-Man movie ever! πŸŽ₯πŸ•ΈοΈ
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Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Since the release of the first Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer, fans have been wondering how dark it gets for…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
Breaking News: Aliens Are Coming (Apparently) and We're All Going to Die (Maybe) πŸš€πŸ‘½
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? πŸ€”…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
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Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

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Cypress College is Desperate for X-Ray Techs Come Learn How to Take Pictures of Broken Bones for a Living

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

🀣 Super Important Workshop πŸ“… πŸŽ‰πŸ’» with Program Requirements πŸ“š and zoom πŸ“± fun! 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet πŸ™„
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead

FinnMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever πŸ™„. But hey, it…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
Breaking News: Nicolas Cage to Play Spider-Noir, Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway? πŸš¨πŸ•ΈοΈ
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Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

In a move that has left everyone wondering if Nicolas Cage has finally lost all sense of reality, Prime Video…

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

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