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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…

The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
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Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…

Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
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Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣‍♂️ I mean, who needs a…

Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser
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The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting thing you’ve ever heard? 🤩There’s a new movie coming out…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

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