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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…

Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It
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As Far Back As I Can Remember I Was Forcing My Friends to Watch Goodfellas for the Millionth Time and Now There’s a Documentary About It

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic celebration of a movie that’s older than some of you…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
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Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
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Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

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