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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…

Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Giant Flag Engulfs Minnesota Town Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A gigantic American flag, measuring 19 by 36 feet, was discovered…

Man somehow survives being buried alive for over a week miraculously
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Man somehow survives being buried alive for over a week miraculously

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and watching the news, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. There’s this guy,…

Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
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Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
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Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Venezuela earthquake rescue efforts get super emotional
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Venezuela earthquake rescue efforts get super emotional

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela, and I have to say,…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
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Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes
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Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating twin quakes in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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