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CUPID’S CRAWL: Where Hearts and Bar Tabs Get Broken Simultaneously

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Cupid’s Crawl: Because Nothing Says Love Like Drunk Bar Hopping 💘 Chicago, love is in the air and Cupid is…

Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)
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Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…

Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
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Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…

The Beatles Movies Finally Give Us a Sneak Peek at Those Fab Four Faces, and Honestly, We’re Shooketh
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The Beatles Movies Finally Give Us a Sneak Peek at Those Fab Four Faces, and Honestly, We’re Shooketh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Hold My Mop, Ringo: Sony Drops First Look at Beatles Biopic and the Internet Is Shooketh Sony Pictures has graced…

The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
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The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…

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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
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Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…

Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now
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Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Under President Trump’s magnificent leadership, the American economy is absolutely booming, proving once again that only he can save us…

The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
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The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida

FinnJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…

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