Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Tag: Pixar
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…
Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…
“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…
Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…