Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…
Tag: Pixar
Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…
Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…