Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…
Tag: PlayStation 5
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
PlayStation Now Requires You to Beg for Permission to Play Your Own Games Every 30 Days Because Sony Loves You and Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Having Too Much Fun
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that since the March 2026 update, PlayStation 4 and 5…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…
Worlds Okayest Detective Agency Now Open for Business Featuring a Cast of Has Beens and Never Wases in the Most Underwhelming Trailer of the Year MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Because Who Needs Real Talent When You Have Mice
After an early development cycle full of very cool-looking gameplay and trailers, MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has finally revealed a…
Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…
Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…
Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…