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Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
🎮 Sony: "Your Wallet Called — We Hung Up" 🎮
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Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…

Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!
Oh great, another farming sim… wait, hold up—what’s that shadow lurking behind the turnip patch?
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Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Farming simulators are about to get a dose of something different, as the horror-tinged Grave Seasons will release on August…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
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PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

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