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Tag: PlayStation Plus

Sony Days of Play 2026 Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on PlayStation Stuff Already and Now We’re Going to Take All Your Money with Discounts on PS5 Accessories VR
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Sony Days of Play 2026 Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on PlayStation Stuff Already and Now We’re Going to Take All Your Money with Discounts on PS5 Accessories VR

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! 🎉 Sony Days of Play 2026 has finally arrived, and we can’t…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
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PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
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OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…

Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped
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Silent Hill 2 Remake on PS Plus? More Like Silent Hill 2: Pay Up or Get Spooped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Prepare yourselves, gamers, because the pinnacle of psychological horror is apparently gracing PlayStation Plus Extra just in time for all…

How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
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How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Ex-PlayStation Dude Says Xbox Game Pass is Spooky and Will Steal Your Soul
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Ex-PlayStation Dude Says Xbox Game Pass is Spooky and Will Steal Your Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh no! 😱 The sky is falling! 🐔 Former PlayStation bigwig Shuhei Yoshida, the oracle of gaming doom, has emerged…

OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)
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OMG! Leaked! PlayStation Plus June 2025 Lineup SO BAD You’ll Wish You Still Had PS3 Games (and Days of Play 2025? More Like Days of Pay, LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 SONY IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING! I know, I know, shocking, right? They’re gracing us, the unwashed…

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