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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Ed Sheeran Speaks Out on Macklemore Tour Exit
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Ed Sheeran Speaks Out on Macklemore Tour Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Ed Sheeran has released a new statement addressing Macklemore’s departure from his tour after stadium owners pressured Sheeran to remove…

Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
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Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…

Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
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Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

Kraft Explains Blocking Macklemore from Gillette Stadium Gig
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Kraft Explains Blocking Macklemore from Gillette Stadium Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Patriots owner Robert Kraft has released a statement addressing his decision to block Macklemore from performing with Ed Sheeran at…

States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
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States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…

Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood
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Sydney Sweeney ad sparks outrage because of course it does in 2023 Hollywood

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Another day, another controversy in the world of Hollywood advertising. This time, it’s Sydney Sweeney at the center of the…

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