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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
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Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…

Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
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Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
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AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
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Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
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Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

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