Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…
2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…
Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters
Well, look who it is, the Governator, chiming in on California’s redistricting! As if we needed another washed-up celebrity’s opinion.…
From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN
Another Hollywood leftist, Bradley Whitford, pretends to be a diplomat while trashing our REAL diplomat, President Trump! I’m sure “The…
Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…
Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…