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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
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NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
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Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights
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Trump Blocked from Reclaiming Kennedy Center Naming Rights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

A federal court has shot down President Donald Trump’s argument that the Kennedy Center will lose money if his name…

Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently
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Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge just ordered the release of over $5 million…

Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

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