Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…
GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…
Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…
Elon Musk’s New Political Party: Because Rocket Science Wasn’t Hard Enough
Elon Musk, the left’s shiny new toy, is threatening to start his own “America party” because he’s “disappointed” in our…
Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…
Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…
CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…
US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…