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FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics
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FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! This so-called “head” of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, Ken Pagurek, conveniently…

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
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Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
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Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
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Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…

Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics
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Trump Says He’s Totally Not Firing Powell (Probably) After Maybe Hinting Otherwise to Some Guys | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

The Fake News at CNN is at it again, desperately trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re spreading rumors…

LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
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LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…

Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
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Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

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