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You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
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CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and I have to say,…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senators Want Trump’s Secret Crypto Deal Exposed Already

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is having a moment, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it…

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…

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