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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump
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Arizona Gets Another Chance To Vote For Someone Backed By Trump

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Andy Biggs is projected to win the Republican nomination for…

Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special
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Whitney Cummings Trump Jokes Cut from Netflix Kennedy Center Special

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The Kennedy Center has been accused of censorship by comedian Whitney Cummings, who claims that two jokes about President Donald…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
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Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
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Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…

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