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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…

McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
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McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…

Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
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Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏡 This…

Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
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Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…

Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
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Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…

F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’

FinnMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those 🙄), is…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂
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Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! 🍿 It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
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OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…

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