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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
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Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

OMG 🙄, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎤, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…

OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
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OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. 🙄 With…

The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff
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The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Ah, yes, The Sims 4: Enchanted by Nature, the expansion pack so “enchanting” it had to bribe FKA twigs to…

Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…

McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
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McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…

Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
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Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? 🏡 This…

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