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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense
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Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Get ready to shell out some cash, folks, because Hatsune Miku is joining the Magic: The Gathering universe with her…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming

FinnJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

What’s America coming to now
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What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
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Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…

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