Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! π¬π It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
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The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! π¬π It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It π€π Ladies,…
π¨ THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! π¨ Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…
π¨ BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION π¨ In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…
Oh honey, hold onto your wigs because the trailer for David Lowery’s “MOTHER MARY” just dropped, and it’s servingβ¦ something…
OMG! π€― The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker π,…
OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…
OMG π, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing π€, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. π With…