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Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding
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Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the next “big” update for Genshin Impact is almost here! 🙄 Announced with the usual over-the-top fanfare during…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…

Ulver Just Dropped a ‘Neverland’ Album and a Single Called ‘Weeping Stone’ – Prepare for Maximum Existential Dread
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Ulver Just Dropped a ‘Neverland’ Album and a Single Called ‘Weeping Stone’ – Prepare for Maximum Existential Dread

Chord F. DiscordNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

ULVER, those lovable trolls from Norway 🇳🇴, are gracing us with “Weeping Stone”, a single so profound it’ll make you…

Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
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Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…

Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
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Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? 🙄 It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

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