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Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)
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Migraine? Just Pop a Pill (Or Ten!): A Guide to Existing and Future Headache Cures (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dr. Shazia Afridi, headache guru from Guy’s & St Thomas’ (since 2013!), will be LIVE on Zoom! Witness…

Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…

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Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…

“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
American Music Awards 2025: Janet Jackson’s Back… But Does Gen Z Care?
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“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award

FinnMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…

CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
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CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…

OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
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OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…

Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
Music News

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album 💅💿💰!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album 💅💿💰!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

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