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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups ๐ŸŒผ, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA ๐ŸŽญ that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Mileyโ€™s New Song Has People Asking: โ€œWait, She’s Still Making Music?โ€
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Mileyโ€™s New Song Has People Asking: โ€œWait, She’s Still Making Music?โ€

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! ๐Ÿคฃ Is this…

Beyoncรฉ, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ“œ demanding she chill
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Beyoncรฉ, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ“œ demanding she chill

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Hold on to your Stetsons, Beyhive! Queen Bey, our supreme ruler of all things sparkly and over-the-top, apparently got a…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ๐Ÿ˜‰), have decided…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

๐Ÿฅ‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks โ€” but thereโ€™s a meaty catch ๐Ÿฅ“
๐ŸŽง Moby Drops 500 Tracks for Free โ€” But Youโ€™ll Need Kale to Digest It
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๐Ÿฅ‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks โ€” but thereโ€™s a meaty catch ๐Ÿฅ“

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move thatโ€™s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

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