Étoile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
So, ‘Étoile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…
Tag: pop
Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🤯, Truly Groundbreaking 🙄
OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. 🤯 I…
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…
Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵
OMG! 😱 Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas 👴👵, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…
Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴
🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…
Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity 💀🎤🗑️?
OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…
Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week 🙄)
OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…
Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years 🙄💿✨
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…
Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.
OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…
🤖 Technical Glitch or Conspiracy? Why Katy Perry Didn’t Stay in Space! 🛸
Yesterday was a real shocker for space travel enthusiasts and, of course, for those who signed the petition to keep…