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Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets
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Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except everyone), FOREIGNER‘s Kelly Hansen, a man who has been…

Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong
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Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, it’s “official”! 🎉 As if anyone actually cares, but whatever. The elite filmmakers are gracing Clarksdale, Mississippi with…

Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
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Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…

MINISTRY Drops New Single ‘I’ll Do Anything For You’ – Are They Finally Covering a Bryan Adams Classic? (Spoiler: No)
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MINISTRY Drops New Single ‘I’ll Do Anything For You’ – Are They Finally Covering a Bryan Adams Classic? (Spoiler: No)

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Al Jourgensen rocking heart-shaped sunglasses, pigtails, and a shirt proclaiming “I’m Adorable”? 🤣 Yeah, you didn’t misread that. Apparently, someone…

F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’

FinnMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those 🙄), is…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂
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Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! 😱 Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! 💅😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! 🍿 It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)
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Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

So, apparently, America’s Sweetheart (before she wasn’t), Miranda Lambert, snagged a No. 1 hit with “Over You.” And guess what?…

Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years
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Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

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